Friday, 13 December 2013

Take That, Mofos

David Horowitz @horowitz39

Santa is white, Christmas is Christian, and the whiners about both are racists and bigots, or were raised by such.

Global Warming Is A Bitch

After a near record breaking snowfall here which we still have not recovered from my heart goes out to the people of Cairo who have gotten snow for the first time in 112 years. This follows a record breaking snowstorm in Jerusalem yesterday.

If this global warming doesn't end soon we will all be buried in a mini ice age.


There was three feet of snow in Jerusalem,

http://www.latimes.com/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-snow-israel-egypt-20131213,0,1691393.story#axzz2nNtCBYju

Joke of the Day

A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15 KIDS. 'WOW,'
THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?' 
'YEP, THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD THAT
QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE. SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE
CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.
'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP. I'LL NEED
ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.' 
''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE GIRLS ARE
ALL NAMED TERRI." 
IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY'RE ALL NAMED
TERRY?' 
THEIR MOMMA REPLIED, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME TO GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL , I YELL, TERRY! AND WHEN IT'S TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY! AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.' 
THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN WRINKLES HER FOREHEAD AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?' 
'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'