Tuesday, 8 January 2013

Top Complaints From Dogs

1. Blaming your farts in me? Not funny. Not funny at all.

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG! Get it?

3. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

4. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooo. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

5. Taking me to the vet for the 'big snip,' then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
6. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests, Sorry, but I haven't mastered the handshake thing yet.

7. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look. We both know the truth ....
Now lay off me on some of this stuff. We both know who is boss here. You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

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